The Mover

The Mover

Easily destroys fragile goods.

Spitting Image should probably have just ridden in the car, with the computer and that heirloom lamp.

The Mover held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, March 19, 2008 to Thursday, March 20, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Spitting Image to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gray Matters.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Kevin, I think you've picked the perfect foil to Spitting Image's...uh...image.

    The heirloom lamp is an especially nice touch.

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Thanks Burt! :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. I'm pretty sure I hired that guy once. And my Faberge' egg collection has not been the same since.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  4. I don't think that was his fault. It was that omelette chef you hired.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  5. It's not mentioned anywhere, but his partner-in-crime is his high-flying corporate cousin, The Shaker.

    L | [ a ]
  6. I hired him too! I sure do miss my grand piano...

    Vair | [ a ]
  7. He looks like Dan Lauria, the guy who played the dad on The Wonder Years.

    dannyness | [ a ]
  8. Hahah - he does. Well, looks like we need to make a movie for The Mover, now.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  9. Nice one! So is he defeated by bubble wrap? Protects your stuff AND fun to play with!

    Debbie | [ a ]
  10. @ Dannyness - I was going to say that there's no way in hell I'd hire Walter Matthau to move even a pillow of mine.

    solaana | [ a ]
  11. Boy, Sutter may have to pack it in after this one. Excellent character interaction with type.

    Before I forget, I found these great ringtones, and they're all free!! Just click the...

    adam | [ a ]
  12. Beware the Grad Student: he'll move it himself!

    Mike Fox | [ a ]
  13. He watch out for ALL THE KINGS MEN! - They can put anything together again.

    cooper | [ a ]
  14. ah yes, memories of movers and the fragile goods that once were...

    Quirkz | [ a ]
  15. Heh heh. Lamp.

    sutter | [ a ]

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