
Monsieur Masseur held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, March 24, 2008 to Tuesday, March 25, 2008, heartily vanquishing Deadline to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Prick.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Varick Rosete.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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