Prick held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, March 25, 2008 to Wednesday, March 26, 2008, heartily vanquishing Monsieur Masseur to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Titanium Team.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers. Mr. Carver's Class will barely get their goggles on before they're forced to line up in the parking lot.