Die Chart

Die Chart

Predator of the cubicle plains.

Creating an action plan to champion the synergies of goal-oriented murdering tactics while front pocketing customer-centric policies to take you offline by EOD.

Die Chart held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, April 01, 2008 to Wednesday, April 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Lackey to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Number Cruncher.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. very clever. and menacing.he haunts my worktime naps.

    trick | [ a ]

  2. What an inspired character, and an even better additional note. The parody of corporate lingo is spot on.

    Somebody was going to do it anyway, so decided to do it myself:
    35 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 12 + 8 + 7 + 1 = 98%

    Did he self-cannibalize the remaining 2%?

    10% looks like it is a plain ol' evil eye.

    Leo | [ a ]

  3. I dunno... it doesn't really tackle The Lackey's signature power of implacable attendance...

    L | [ a ]

  4. Well - considering the frequency with which the Lackey attends the "Cubicle Plains", I'd say he'll be Die Chart chow eventually :D

    Not every hero must be beat the same way every time, right?

    By the way Sutter, this may be one of your best-rendered heroes yet!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. This image is going to haunt me all day. While sitting in my "Strategic Work Environment" I'm going to fear being taken "offline by EOD"! Thanks a lot!

    Jeffrey L. Whitledge | [ a ]

  6. Killer pun there, Sutter.

    Getting rid of slackers should benefit the company coffins.

    Er, I mean "coffers."

    burt | [ a ]

  7. Dang it! If this were on a shirt I would wear it EVERY casual Friday!
    (or is that casualty Friday)

    Bettsmedia | [ a ]

  8. LEO: I knew someone would try to poke holes in my percentages. The other 3% is his mouth opening and closing. It is part of the pie after all.

    L: Die Chart relies on The abilities of the Lackey to show up to be hunted. Without that 'power' Mr. Chart would be in trouble.

    sutter | [ a ]

  9. This is priceless, buddy! Really nice drawing, great concept.

    iancorey | [ a ]

  10. This is going in my cubicle, as a warning.

    M.M. | [ a ]

  11. i made the awful mistake of reading this one during my psychology class.

    k.t. strasse | [ a ]

  12. Killer pun indeed. =D

    Fabian | [ a ]

  13. The additional notes made me laugh out loud. Very well done.

    No Debt Plan | [ a ]

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