Carpal Tunneler

Carpal Tunneler

Chiseling your hands useless.

Mr. Cruncher may experience a tingling sensation in his fingers from that repetitive crushing motion. The pickaxe doesn't help either.

Carpal Tunneler held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, April 02, 2008 to Friday, April 04, 2008, heartily vanquishing Number Cruncher to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Mr. Fantastic Feathers, Canary Incredible.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. First time poster, long time lurker. This last string of Heroes has had some of my favorites of the entire game. I love how one eye pokes out at you from his mess of hair/beard/hat. Awesome.

    LemurLad | [ a ]

  2. This hits a little too close to home for me.... :(

    YCC | [ a ]

  3. Ow! That bloodied wrist! How nightmarish.

    L | [ a ]

  4. As painful as the wrist damage looks, that huge middle finger seem to be causing the Carpel Tunneler some major eye-popping discomfort!

    Ouch.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. This reminds me of the Suicidal Tendencies Album cover "Prime Cuts"

    http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:wbfuxqyhldje

    (sorry, I don't know how to hyperlink *frownz*)

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  6. My favorite from Sutter thus far. Hilarious.

    But, just how does he pick his victims?

    adam | [ a ]

  7. The "pickaxe doesn't help" line sold it for me. Well played!

    Mark Turner | [ a ]

  8. Yo, I have this! Soaking your hands in hot wax totally helps. Also, the one-eye thing totally reminds me of Aaliyah (RIP).

    solaana | [ a ]

  9. He reminds me of Alan Moore!

    Smurf | [ a ]

  10. I'm pretty sure you have to fight that guy in Resident Evil 4.

    And the crazy beard is reminiscent of Alan Moore. Meaning that he can be vanquished by the "Screenplay Adaption-er"

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  11. You have to fight Alan Moore in RE4? I thought I explored that game every which-way possible!

    I kid, I kid.

    I still say the Carpel Tunneler has a finger on this situation.

    burt | [ a ]

  12. This has officially supplanted the Deep Friar as my absolute favorite among the Superest.

    Jonathan Dobres | [ a ]

  13. Jonathan, I'm totally with you.

    Before the arrival of the tunneler, I was a huge fan of the Deep Friar (and the pro swimmer before him) -- but the Carpal Tunneler ... oh man, I was laughing for like 10 minutes.
    Excellent.

    Linsel | [ a ]

  14. Heheh, we've had a similar hero on our 'superest': Car-Pal
    (later to be defeated by Balmor :-p)

    bstanescu | [ a ]

  15. Love this one!

    Ari | [ a ]

  16. I seriously love this one. Definitely one of my favourites. And LOL, Burt, I can see what you're hinting at! ;)

    she who must not be named | [ a ]

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