The Pyro

The Pyro

Views gas as an opportunity to make a light meal.

The Pyro bravely seeks answers to two of life's great questions: 1) "Will it explode?" and 2) "Does it taste like chicken?" You just might want to take a few steps back.

The Pyro held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 07, 2008 to Monday, April 07, 2008, heartily vanquishing Mr. Fantastic Feathers, Canary Incredible to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stiff Breeze.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Anton Peck.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. mmmm.... chicken...

    Paul | [ a ]

  2. Congrats Anton! Great guest contribution! I specially like the "Kiss the cook" apron.

    Patricia | [ a ]

  3. I have only recently discovered this fabulous site - please don't ever stop! I love Pyro - I had been expecting a feline foe to come along and vanquish incredible canary - but this is much better!

    Emma | [ a ]

  4. Have only just discovered this fabulous site - please don't ever stop! I had been expecting a feline foe to come along and vanquish incredible canary, but Pyro exceeds all expectations!

    Emma | [ a ]

  5. Have only just discovered this fabulous site - please don't ever stop! I had been expecting a feline foe to come along and vanquish incredible canary, but Pyro exceeds all expectations!

    Emma | [ a ]

  6. Have only just discovered this fabulous site - please don't ever stop! I had been expecting a feline foe to come along and vanquish incredible canary, but Pyro exceeds all expectations!

    Emma | [ a ]

  7. Wow! A quad-post!

    It's a new record, guys. ;)

    burt | [ a ]

  8. Have only just discovered this fabulous post - please don't ever stop! I had been expecting only one post, but EMMA exceeds all expectations! :)

    Vair | [ a ]

  9. Jk, I've done it too. See? Two posts in a row!

    Vair | [ a ]

  10. Am I the only one who is sort of sad that Pyro isn't a Zippo?

    But! I love fire, so I do love this. Also, his scary teeth.

    solaana | [ a ]

  11. ...how embarrassing. Which makes 5! I rule! (kind of...not at all...)

    Emma | [ a ]

  12. I think I like his frenchman's greasy narrow mustache the best. Granted, that may just be a crease from his lip, but in my mind, he looks like Pierre Flambe or something.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  13. Hah - yeah, that's just a crease from the lip. But if you want to think of it as a 'stache, go right on ahead!

    Coming up with, and drawing this was a total blast - everyone please tell Kevin how awesome you think it is so that he'll have me back on someday soon, okay?!?

    Anton | [ a ]

  14. @Anton:

    Mustache it is! Also, your's is one of my favorite art styles thus far, so I definitely hope they bring you back. Or maybe you and another one of the guest artists can do a similar sister site. It is largely about promoting the artists, after all.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  15. ummmmmmm...chiken,i think fabulous teast it is..cool site & nice teast also.goodluck

    palash | [ a ]

  16. Yes, we definitely need Anton as a regular around here.

    The Additional Notes were hilarious.

    Eli | [ a ]

  17. Anton! This is awesome! Love the notes.

    Varick Rosete | [ a ]

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