Sea Fellow

Sea Fellow

Appears out of any water to jump through hoops.

Sometimes he'll emerge to catch a rubber ball or dangling fish.

Sea Fellow held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, April 11, 2008 to Monday, April 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Human Hole to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Captain Captivity.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. BRILLIANT!! what a fantastic defeat.

    r00l0rd | [ a ]
  2. The Superest has technically jumped the shark.

    burt | [ a ]
  3. Well, technically we've jumped the Hole. Although Human Hole will do anything to get ahead in the business of being a hole, so he IS a shark in that sense.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  4. Well if the next superhero doesn't involve Japanese whalers i'll be most impressed ...

    Paul Connolley | [ a ]
  5. I'm trying to remember what that killer whale reminds me of, but it's too creepy so I'm not trying too hard (it's the teeth).

    solaana | [ a ]
  6. Well, I'll be walking well around puddles from now on. Puddles and shadows.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  7. As scary as the prospect of Sea Fellow jumping out is, it still doesn't match the fear brought on from the Shamu show, seriously it's like a cult rally.

    Stevie K | [ a ]
  8. Best defeat ever? It just might be.

    Jeremy Ricketts | [ a ]
  9. Does being jumped through really defeat someone?

    As for solaana's memory of something I think it's the "xenomorph" from the "Alien" series of movies.

    If the next hero DOES involve Japanese whalers I'll be impressed :)

    Noah | [ a ]
  10. Best action shot so far. Love it!

    Jonathan Dobres | [ a ]
  11. Bwahaha! I love the expression on hoop dude's face!

    eg | [ a ]
  12. What the world never understood is that the insatiable need to jump through hoops was always instilled by the gentle massage given by his loving caddy.

    ADAM | [ a ]
  13. Playing on the childish fear that a whale (it was an alligator in my case) will find it's way through the sewer system to bite my bottom while using the potty. Brings back horrific memories.

    Lydia | [ a ]
  14. This mostly reminds me of the Futurama (best show evar) episode where everyone gets a $300 tax refund (eerily prophetic, no?) and Leela swims with Mushu the whale. And poisons him by feeding him rotten fish. SO I have my prediction for the vanquisher, but I will wait to see what Sutter does (no more game spoilers!)

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  15. This is one of the better ones you've ORCA-strated!!

    Deadpool | [ a ]
  16. HAHAHA! @ Deadpool's pun

    burt | [ a ]
  17. brilliant! i love this one! *clapclapclap*

    Quirkz | [ a ]
  18. @ Noah: "Does being jumped through really defeat someone?"

    If you check out the whale-size to hoop-size ratio, I'd say the little dude is done for.

    Or, to look at it from another angle, if a whale tried to jump through me, I would consider myself properly vanquished.

    Manders | [ a ]
  19. i like you guys! you are cool!

    Amy Rose | [ a ]
  20. This site has become my daily first priority on the internet, then comes checking mail..

    Lots of love from DK!

    Mikkel | [ a ]

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