Captain Captivity

Captain Captivity

Compelled to capture every creature in the cosmos in incommodious containers.

He even keeps his feelings bottled up.

Captain Captivity held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 14, 2008 to Monday, April 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Sea Fellow to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Marmalady.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Dave Montes.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Always animatedly alludes to alliteration as an antagonist.

    Very nice sense of animation! And the additional note is a great touch as well, haha.

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Another great guest comic! Great job, Dave! Really superb work, with the malice, alliteration and style! I love it!

    Well done!


    Heinyken | [ a ]
  3. Nice. I only hope he's poking holes in the lids so his creatures can breathe.

    solaana | [ a ]
  4. Oh, I'm sure he pokes holes. C'mon, he's not Captain Heartless. Or Captain Jerkface. Those guys are bad news.

    Dave | [ a ]
  5. Most marvelous! Excellent work, Dave.

    steve | [ a ]
  6. The collapsed dorsal fin is an awesome touch. Bravo!

    Elroy | [ a ]
  7. Yeah I hate Captain Jerkface. What an ass.

    And is that what that is? Genius! I thought it was a wave, for some reason.

    solaana | [ a ]
  8. Love it! My favorite parts are his hands. Well done, Mr. Montes!

    Ryan Terry | [ a ]
  9. Hilarious additional notes.

    adam | [ a ]
  10. great artwork! the expression on captain's face is priceless.

    but what did he do with the fella riding the killer whale? he went into some container as well, i guess.

    beaten by ms. artemis - the original animal rights activist :) - brownie points for making her pretty.

    Leo | [ a ]
  11. Great Hero--and a nice, expressive drawring to boot!

    Anthony Holden | [ a ]
  12. Wow. This is nice. This is "awe" and I am in it.

    Varick Rosete | [ a ]
  13. ...what does it say on the little jar's tag? DIOS??? XD

    Erika | [ a ]

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