Gathering the world's jars for her delicious preserves.

This is one jam you won't be getting out of.

Marmalady held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 14, 2008 to Wednesday, April 16, 2008, heartily vanquishing Captain Captivity to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sugar Suck.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. She is sure to put captain captivity in a jam!

    opspraak | [ a ]
  2. Is there anybody who can rival the might of Marmalady?

    Apart from... the infamous Mar-Mite?

    L | [ a ]
  3. Ohhh snap @ the Additional Note.

    Puns are The Superest's bread and butter.

    burt | [ a ]
  4. Another brilliant stroke of genius!

    Mark Turner | [ a ]
  5. The jar in her hand appears to be "bowling ball flavor", my favorite.

    Also, it looks a little cold wherever she is, if you know what I mean.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  6. My favorite from Mr. Sutter thus far. The name alone makes me laugh.

    And--AJOB--that kind of talk is inappropriate in public forums such as this... so put a lid on it, okay?

    adam | [ a ]
  7. are all meteorological observations innappropriate, or just temperature-related ones?

    It looks like about 75% RH with a dewpoint of 40 there too. Am I banned now?

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  8. She reminds me of that Calvin & Hobbes strip where he's stuck in only 1 dimension.

    Maybe she'll be felled by a nosejob? That's quite the honker she's got there. Or maybe inbreeding - look what it did for the Hapsburgs.

    solaana | [ a ]
  9. All I said was "put a lid on it..."

    adam | [ a ]
  10. Thats a real cute Hero. I love her strawberry pendant. Preserving the peace!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  11. Have you been lurking in my kitchen ?

    Marmalady | [ a ]
  12. you HAVE been lurking in marma's kitchen! She's faymoose you know *nods*

    moocow | [ a ]
  13. I suppose it was an inevitability that someone else had been using the same name. I hope you don't look like my drawing though. :)

    sutter | [ a ]
  14. Hahah -- that would be telling!

    love this "portrait " of me tho !

    Marmalady | [ a ]
  15. Only BOTULISM MAN could defeat such a powerful foe!

    Haricot Vert | [ a ]
  16. anyone who faces Marmalady is toast!

    grg | [ a ]
  17. Always knew marmalady was a superhero - you should try the nutty bars they're divine!

    Clothcat | [ a ]
  18. :Applauds GRG's masterful pun:

    burt | [ a ]

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