Carb Cutter

Carb Cutter

Your health is at risk!

They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.

Carb Cutter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, April 18, 2008 to Monday, April 21, 2008, heartily vanquishing Pretzeled Pete to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Safe T. Reg.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. He lives in South Beach.

    Nickers | [ a ]
  2. What if he has an itch?

    You know, having circular hand-saws might put HIS health at risk.

    Thanks for giving him some rib and knee protection, though.

    burt | [ a ]
  3. Also:

    "I bet no one SAW this one coming."

    burt | [ a ]
  4. Eerily... he has very similar features to the Deep Friar.

    Long lost brothers, now on opposite sides of the fight?

    atm | [ a ]
  5. Carb Cutter...easily beaten by The Itchy Nose!!

    Mel | [ a ]
  6. Wouldn't he be defeated by the same evil that defeated Dr. Atkins? Just asking. I'd prefer to see this guy die of a heart attack than saw his own face off. Just putting that out there.

    solaana | [ a ]
  7. Wow, what a maniacal face. Hilarious.

    ADAM | [ a ]
  8. Really? maniacal face? i think he looks more happy, ignorant and oblivious, like Uncle Fester.

    Ps. Love the site

    Cory | [ a ]
  9. Hoo Boy, Petzelled Pete crumbles at first sight of this guy! Love him to BITS!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  10. easily defeated by poison ivy!!!!!!!!!!
    he looks a bit like uncle fester from the adams family

    A | [ a ]
  11. He *does* look like a Charles Addams character. I'll bet he and Uncle Fester would have a lot in common. Though, if I remember correctly, it was Grandmama who had a thing for blades...
    I love the Superest series, and I hope to see them as a collection of Superest Hero cards some day. How about it?

    Bexley | [ a ]
  12. I love the creative font. It seems that even his name is victim to being cut.

    Mouse | [ a ]
  13. I love how his eyes are all akimbo. At first I thought it was just a sad deformity. But I just realized that, like a bird, he's able to look two directions at once . . . and keep an eye on both of those deadly hands of his. Genius!

    jeremy | [ a ]

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