The Pollen Count

The Pollen Count

No bee can resist his allure!

His victims mysteriously disappear... only to be found crumpled up on car dashboards come summertime.

The Pollen Count held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, April 23, 2008 to Wednesday, April 23, 2008, heartily vanquishing Fumble Bee to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Cavi Tease.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Awesome. Simply perfect.

    wrongwaygoback | [ a ]

  2. I love that he's basically just a non-muppet version of Count von Count from Sesame Street. The artistic style is just right that I'm not sure if he's going to suck my blood and turn me into his undead minion or just help me count some stuff...

    Ometiklon | [ a ]

  3. HAHAHAHA.

    Wearing mostly black is not wise when messing with pollen, though!

    burt | [ a ]

  4. One! One bee! Ah ah!

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  5. He looks remarkably like Howard Cosell.

    Paul | [ a ]

  6. Looks like pollen doesn't give HIM the hives.

    ALL TIME FAVORITE. Now I am hoping for a The Superest compilation book. This is perfect cover material.

    bettsmedia | [ a ]

  7. This is SO creative!! I love it. Ha!

    omnichelle | [ a ]

  8. He's feeling up her thorax. That's hot!

    TheJones | [ a ]

  9. So that's where all those bees on my dashboard come from. I've always wondered.

    m_m | [ a ]

  10. Our friends down south call him a chupabeja.

    Also, she looks a lot less clumsy while he has her "en flagrante".

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  11. Dude, I frickin' hate this guy! Every spring and summer, he rises and infests my sinuses with his hayfever, leaving me worse for the wear.

    Great site, guys. Keep up the good work!

    Josh Waters | [ a ]

  12. Kevin This has to BEE one of my favourites! The Castle backdrop is really great.

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  13. I love how the Count seems to also have the ability to turn Fumble Bee into a lady bee. One....One sex change operation! Ha ha ha!

    Linsel | [ a ]

  14. You know, all bees are female except for drones, which do not leave the hive and do nothing except act as a heating system in winter and a fertilisation source in summer. :P

    Serenissima | [ a ]

  15. I here a humidifier filled with a mixture of an antihistamine and holy water wards him off.

    Eric | [ a ]

  16. (Notice I can spell antihistamine, but can't seem to write the word "hear".
    Shame...)

    Eric | [ a ]

  17. This is gr8!

    Varick Rosete | [ a ]

  18. great!!

    danielsan | [ a ]

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