Reality Makeover Squad

Reality Makeover Squad

Will hold inappropriately-dressed woman captive for hours.

Well Cavi-tease, this is what you get for wearing a skank.

Reality Makeover Squad held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, April 25, 2008 to Sunday, April 27, 2008, heartily vanquishing Cavi Tease to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Phenomenalbert.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Brutal.

    nickers | [ a ]
  2. Set type! I initially thought it was a guest artist, haha.

    Great job on the expressions.

    burt | [ a ]
  3. This is perhaps the most nonaggressive 'vanquishing' anyone's ever received.

    L | [ a ]
  4. That is awesome. I would of never thought of it! Love the expressions.

    Jack | [ a ]
  5. Reality makeover? Can I hire them? Can I join them?!

    As for the Most Nonaggressive Vanquishing title, I think they're tied with Six-Year-Old Girl.

    St. Chris | [ a ]
  6. Thank you. A muumuu is exactly what that monster deserves.

    solaana | [ a ]
  7. I can't wait to see what Carmindy does with her makeup.

    joliver | [ a ]
  8. Wearing a skank?

    the Carboxyl Group | [ a ]
  9. Great!

    stex | [ a ]
  10. No One can argue with the Fashion Police!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  11. Sorry, I can't accept the current champ. The Count was the high water mark, cavi-tease basically cheated, and, let's face it, Reality Makeover is not even funny. And there are TWO people in the cartoon. Is that fair?

    ingognito | [ a ]
  12. You new, Ingognito?

    Alexander | [ a ]
  13. Or a stupid idiot? Or new and a stupid idiot?


    spirogyra | [ a ]
  14. I LOVE the extra note!!! "...this is what you get for wearing a skank." I'm totally just going to say that to people from now on, no matter the situation. Example, people: "Oh man, I just got a flat tire." Me: "Well, that's what you get for wearing a skank."

    omnichelle | [ a ]
  15. this is one of my very favorites.

    emperatriz | [ a ]

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