Teddy Slane

Teddy Slane

Plush game hunter

Everything is more cuddly when it's preserved with its own tears and mounted on a plaque on the wall.

Teddy Slane held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 08, 2008 to Monday, May 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing Killer Fluffy Bunny Prize to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Tartar Martyrs.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. You guys are constantly stretching the limits of pun. Thanks for entertaining always!!

    Kevin Leitch | [ a ]

  2. Ironically, the "preserved with its own tears" line made me laugh until I cried a little.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  3. The plush dolls are half-mounted from the start, being already stuffed and all.

    burt | [ a ]

  4. Actually, in most cases, you have to remove the normal stuffing and replace it with an animatronic skeleton.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. He removes the fluff and replaces it with working organs and a skeleton. "Reverse taxidermy"

    sutter | [ a ]

  6. Teddy Slane? You should've worked for Garbage Pail Kids. If you weren't six.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  7. Having Lewis/Mojo's head on the plaque would have struck fear in the heart of people around the world... well... maybe...Maybe not...

    Netdruid | [ a ]

  8. I suppose it says a lot about the kind of person I am that I would totally hang a mounted teddy-bear head in my apartment. In my bedroom, even. As long as it wasn't my teddy bear. Then there'd be tears.

    solaana | [ a ]

  9. Strangely, I really like this one.

    L | [ a ]

  10. I should not have clicked on those links on the previous hero. I am getting no work done today. Damn you.

    solaana | [ a ]

  11. Nicely done. Of course you're aware that the Teddy Bear was so-named because Teddy Roosevelt (allegedly) refused to shoot a little bear that was dragged up to him (on a leash) , because he felt it was an unsporting shot.

    (Yes, I am a pedant)

    ricki | [ a ]

  12. Solaana - I aim to please! And distract!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  13. Awesome job as always, guys.

    I'm wondering... why are the additional notes not visible on the main page? They're visible on the pages for individual months.

    philip | [ a ]

  14. Mainly because we wanted to keep the homepage light - and with the vanquished arrows AND the notes it's just too cluttered for our taste.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  15. I guess this explains what really happened to Mr. Fuzzy Bear.

    M.M. | [ a ]

  16. I like the old design with the additional notes as part of the drawing better!

    Fætter Mikkel | [ a ]

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