
Teddy Slane held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 08, 2008 to Monday, May 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing Killer Fluffy Bunny Prize to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Tartar Martyrs.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
His cleverly-placed mines will sink any enemy ship! This may be the first accidental defeat. If only those mines were less sexually-attractive to Fuzzy...