The Expiration Dates

The Expiration Dates

They love you and leave you... for dead.

You can't be a martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.

The Expiration Dates held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, May 13, 2008 to Tuesday, May 13, 2008, heartily vanquishing Tartar Martyrs to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Drone.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. They're quite Super to risk being seen with guys in dental hygienic costumes...

    Burt | [ a ]
  2. They — like many fine woman — admire a man who can sew such elaborate finery.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. haha good one!

    fleurio | [ a ]
  4. If I had the luck to watch this fight go down, I'd pay more attention to the one on the left, since she's got some chompers on her. Little Flossdude would probably put up a proper fight just to get at those.

    And is she wearing capri-length leggings? Under a pleated skirt? With knee-high boots as well? Shame on you.

    solaana | [ a ]
  5. The one on the right with the billyclub? I dated her. For two years.

    steve | [ a ]
  6. Wow Steve.... That's impressive.... You lived to tell the tale? Are you the next Hero?

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  7. Haha love their tagline

    kyle | [ a ]
  8. wait, they aren't super heros...
    they're just like every other woman

    ksutt | [ a ]
  9. But wait a second... Isn't every woman is a super hero..? Or someone of other special importance?

    official sidekick | [ a ]
  10. But wait a second... Isn't every woman a super hero..? Or someone of other special importance?

    official sidekick | [ a ]
  11. Love the name!

    philip | [ a ]
  12. I can see the blonde getting defeated by some classic cartoon mix-up over which drink is and is not poisoned.

    Of course, her mark could easily be traumatized by seeing his date keel over, so she'd still achieve her goal anyway.

    JWhite | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Joyless Stick

Joyless Stick

The thumb's worst enemy. The only thing ergonomic about this guy is... well, nothing, I guess.

I tried to make a joke, but... uh...

Don't look at me!