The Drone

The Drone

Bores dates into submission

Your attempts to escape will only remind him of another story.

The Drone held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, May 13, 2008 to Thursday, May 15, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Expiration Dates to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Liam Lium.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. i see things in his suit

    million | [ a ]
  2. PIP! From Animaniacs! XD So very yes!

    Cryptix | [ a ]
  3. Yanno, Killer Fluffy Bunny got me wondering how often you guys slip in stuff that flies right past the casual reader's eye...

    Jon | [ a ]
  4. Whatever you do, don't ask him about the candy cane. You'll regret it.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. The candy cane reminds me that I still want a BACON t-shirt.

    bettsmedia | [ a ]
  6. Honey is this guy's cat, right?

    iancorey | [ a ]
  7. Never trust someone who is eating a candy cane months away from Christmas...

    sutter | [ a ]
  8. I'd totally go out on a date with a guy who wore a candy cane in his lapel. Not sure, again, what that says about me, but hey. I like candy.

    solaana | [ a ]
  9. I work with this guy... I'm looking forward to finding out who/what can defeat him!

    Bexley | [ a ]
  10. I want you to base a series of frightening children's books on this guy. Please?

    timothy | [ a ]
  11. This is my favorite type arrangement on the site--lovely.

    adam | [ a ]

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