The Tipper held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, May 19, 2008 to Monday, May 19, 2008, heartily vanquishing Righty Tighty to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Boppo.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Radiates a force of Pull. The Spring Break Monster just aged by about 60 years. Good luck trying to feed.