Antler Enchanter

Antler Enchanter

Leads all the antlers out of town.

On the bright side, The Hat Racker can now fit through doorways and ride in cars.

Antler Enchanter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 29, 2008 to Thursday, May 29, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Hat Racker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Opus Rumpus the one man band.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Did you know that it will cost you $100 to fly with antlers on Frontier Airlines? (Source)

    Other airlines have recently changed their policies to be not as... accommodating.

    yankervitch | [ a ]
  2. You really just wanted to draw a guy in a skirt, didn't you Kevin?

    burt | [ a ]
  3. Yankervitch - Finally, I can fly during mating season!

    Burt - Bup, bup, bup - when a skirt is on a man, it's called a kilt! Or the man is called a woman.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  4. Fantastic! Love the sneaky look in his eyes. But now all the hipsters will have to redecorate...

    Jen | [ a ]
  5. Where o where is he leading all those antlers to, what sinister motives might he have? I love his outfit! Lovely Kevin!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  6. I love your blanket superpowers--leads all antlers out of town.

    Also, the friendliest superhero yet. He just ... leads you away.

    Beautiful lettering. Again.

    ADAM | [ a ]
  7. Well... when you're a pair of detached antlers, the worst thing anyone can do is make you walk.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  8. What about "The Enchantler?"

    K | [ a ]

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