The Copper Coppers

The Copper Coppers

Busting up vacuums and making a really awful noise in the process.

Sucking up pennies won't do Vic much good but I'm sure he'll find a use for his powers in the slammer.

The Copper Coppers held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 02, 2008 to Wednesday, June 04, 2008, heartily vanquishing Vic Hume to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Avaricious Oinksly.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. First post! What's my prize?

    Anthony Holden | [ a ]

  2. Generally it's getting your comment unpublished when it doesn't contain anything relevant to the post ;)

    Just something to keep in mind for the future.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Anthony: You win....Sarcasm! Hurray!

    Sutter:
    Is it police brutality if Vic chokes to death on the Coppers?

    Nickers | [ a ]

  4. Yes, there is a great need for thorough janitors in prison...

    :derails raunchy allusion:

    burt | [ a ]

  5. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

    Robert | [ a ]

  6. This is my first comment, too except I have something to say about the post...

    Been a follower for a few months and this is my favorite so far. Although others have made me laugh harder, I LOVE these guys' name. Totally did it for me. Nicely done, Sutter.

    Dear Brave Sarah | [ a ]

  7. And again, I learn something new on this website. I didn't know pennies ruin vacuums - although lord knows they're not good for anything else.

    solaana | [ a ]

  8. I smiled at this one, but laughed my ass off at the 'slammer' note. Thank you!

    Mancho | [ a ]

  9. While I applaud the Legion of Sutter Heroes' relaxed hiring policies, I cannot help but wonder about the many avenues of defeat that await these fellows. Will they be downed by the Sucking Sofa? The Show-Off Sharpshooter? The Empoverished Embezzler?

    L | [ a ]

  10. L, my money (not pennies, however) is on Congressman Kolbe (R-AZ) who has been trying to eliminate pennies for years! You're going down, Coppers!

    JBLIII | [ a ]

  11. It's obviously going to be a train. Little squooshed pennies.

    Autumn | [ a ]

  12. This one is fantastic on all levels! I'll never look at pennies the same...

    Noah | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome

Wizzytinkle, the Garden Gnome

Destroys the resale value of entire neighborhoods in seconds. Margo had four simultaneous heart-attacks when that Canadian family moved in. She won't survive this.