Dr Ted, Chiropractor

Dr Ted, Chiropractor

De-hunches the hunched.

Suddenly, the Hunchback is a lot more interested in belles than bells.

Dr Ted, Chiropractor held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 10, 2008 to Tuesday, June 10, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Hunchback of Middle High to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lily Livered Lenny.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. He's quite the ringer now!

    (GREAT Additional Note, btw!)

    burt | [ a ]
  2. The expressions are priceless. You are officially my hero, Kevin.

    Jake | [ a ]
  3. I'd be very popular with a nose like that.
    As it is though… Let's just say I'm popular.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  4. Sure the hunchback is de-hunched now, but he's committed to weekly visits that his insurance doesn't cover and he has to encourage every Tom Dick and Harry he meets that Dr. Ted can cure anything that ails them from chronic ear infections to Erectile Disfunction in an effort to get that -refer a friend -discount.

    turtledog | [ a ]
  5. hahaha. He's almost perfect once you fix that hump.

    sutter | [ a ]
  6. defeated by angela lansbury- she always has a hunch

    Noah | [ a ]
  7. Nice one. Looks like Dr. Ted can also cure pop-eye. (Or maybe they went back in once the hump was corrected.)

    ricki | [ a ]
  8. beaten by science

    Siegmund | [ a ]
  9. I think he is defeated by Homer's patent pending Spine-O-Cylinder, for the Simpsons fans out there.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

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