Cacto

Cacto

Hes got a spine with your name on it.

He's got a thorn in his side and he's taking it out on you.

Cacto held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, June 12, 2008 to Friday, June 13, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lily Livered Lenny to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Shrinking Violet.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ian Corey.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Hummm........

    Netdruid | [ a ]

  2. Oooo, Cactaur.

    10,000 Needles!

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Very dramatic!

    Jack | [ a ]

  4. Wow, that did not go the way I thought it would! Good pun!

    BinckyD | [ a ]

  5. This is simply epic!
    This should make some sort of conversion into a Flash game, as I think most would love it.
    Those who didn't could be burned alive.

    The Colonel | [ a ]

  6. @Burt - ... mentioning Cactuar and 10,000 needles made me shudder.

    Also Burt, i have to admit... i look forward to your comments on each hero as much as the hero itself.

    Officialsidekick | [ a ]

  7. Lookin' Good, Ian!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  8. Good Job Ian!
    You really made me think for a second and took it a totally different direction!

    HOT!

    niff | [ a ]

  9. @burt: lol final fantasy

    J Sage | [ a ]

  10. Is it weird that I want this to be a real movie?

    atm | [ a ]

  11. don't tell me i'm the only one who was expecting the closet-bound Lenny to be outed by the Superest's first openly gay hero...

    alex | [ a ]

  12. Alex: You aren't. Clause et Squelette was to be The Superest's first openly gay duo.

    Sutter and Kevin vetoed claiming they reminded them too much of themselves.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  13. Cacto is also an enemy in Super Mario Bros. 2

    Dr. Drew | [ a ]

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