The Beetlemaster held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 17, 2008 to Tuesday, June 17, 2008, heartily vanquishing FertEliza to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Doctor Constipator.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Over-exposes film with his penetrative Glowbobeam™. What's that noise? Why, Silent Film Director, weeping over his lost masterpieces.