Speeds musicians up to dangerously-fast tempos.

All his operas turn out to be tragedies.

Allegrissimo held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, July 10, 2008 to Friday, July 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lulling Lute to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Metro Gnome.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. wonderful type as always!

    ml | [ a ]
  2. I had this conductor!

    Peter Atkinson | [ a ]
  3. I had this conductor!

    Peter Atkinson | [ a ]
  4. Whenever I draw maestros, I tend to always add wonky hair. I guess I'm stereotyping them...

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Today's is one of the best I've seen here, IMHO...cleverness gets a 10!

    Gary | [ a ]
  6. Absolute gold. What a dastardly way to destroy the lutist. And he looks so evil! Awesome.

    atm | [ a ]
  7. He's wearing spats! Yay! (I would love to know what speed-luting sounds like.)

    solaana | [ a ]
  8. Brilliant! Looks like Allegrissimo is also a good weight loss program. Just look at those calories burning off.

    netdruid | [ a ]
  9. Is that smoke, steam, or B.O. from sweaty speed strumming?

    And will this Maestro have a balm for those burns? (Seinfeld reference for those who missed it).

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  10. Could he be bested by the Metro-Gnome?

    Tyler | [ a ]
  11. How the heck can you draw this pictures. Insane, looks soo good. I love this site :)

    Fredrik | [ a ]
  12. Now that on a t-shirt would be the perfect gift for my choirmaster! He's afraid slow tempi.

    Hannah | [ a ]
  13. HAhahahaha! This one is so awesome! So evil...

    varick Rosete | [ a ]

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