Metro Gnome held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, July 11, 2008 to Monday, July 14, 2008, heartily vanquishing Allegrissimo to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Jealous Jockey.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The incontestable bane of step-family. Step-dad will probably just be forced to dance in heated iron shoes, brought forth with tongs, until he dies. That seems to be a popular punishment among fairy-tale royalty.