Aunt Olympia

Aunt Olympia

Her smothering affection will take your breath away.

Lung Lad nearly died last family reunion. I'll go get the photo album...

Aunt Olympia held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 22, 2008 to Tuesday, July 22, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lung Lad to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fuzzy.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I'm really creeped out by this one. Not sure if it's the bulging muscles, the "Aunt" with a very manly physique, that her face sort of looks like a mask, or just the whole concept in general, but I can't wait for her to be defeated and then go far far away.

    atm | [ a ]

  2. Aunt Olympia definitely proves that love is the strongest emotion.

    And that it hurts?

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Good job. I can never draw trannies in their underwear. Just never look right.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  4. Somehow, this has created a paradox out of the adage "If me auntie had bollocks, she'd be me uncle".

    Also, who wears a bikini to a family reunion?

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  5. She can't wear anything else — it'd get all oily.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  6. Poor, poor, poor guy!! I agree he caused a lot of trouble, but even he did not deserve this!!!

    SAMMY | [ a ]

  7. Kevin, you must have missed my e-mail yesterday. This character really should have been...
    Paul Ution: Purveyor of pesticides and particulate matter

    WeaponX | [ a ]

  8. @Weaponx: "Should have been" or "COULD have been"?

    The whole idea of this is that they're trying to be ORIGINAL. This is about CREATIVITY. If you want to start your own blog and just use heroes that other people have thought of to fight each other, go for it. Otherwise, stop telling them how to play their own game on their own website. I'm sick of it. These guys are doing a great job on their own without people like you showing up and telling them they did it wrong because they didn't use YOUR idea. You're bothering everyone. How many times do Kevin and Sutter have to say that they want people to STOP SUGGESTING HEROES before people will pay attention. STOP DOING IT, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

    Now, if it please the Court, the Prosecution rests.

    Long time listener, first time caller | [ a ]

  9. I second Long Time Listener's comments. If you're going to make suggestions, at least make them raptor related.

    RaptorFan | [ a ]

  10. I think WeaponX was just kidding, and wasn't actually ribbing Kevin.

    And since he posted an additional hero idea after the day's hero had been submitted, nothing is spoiled.

    Also, raptors are fun.

    burt | [ a ]

  11. @Long Time Listener, First Time Caller

    If I had to draw a hero to defeat you...

    Three Billy Goats Gruff

    WeaponX | [ a ]

  12. What is up with the flamethrowers and trolls over the last few days? What happened to bad puns and obscure D&D or video game references?

    If I had a chocobo and a +4 Vorpal bastard sword, I would mod the hell out of this site.

    Till then I will continue to enjoy.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  13. I was expecting something cork themed.

    Keaton | [ a ]

  14. AJOB223 had the same "first thought" I did.

    I will say this was a pretty unexpected hero, good job.

    ricki | [ a ]

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