Hugh Midity

Hugh Midity

Always surrounded by a cloud of moisture.

Even The Duke's most rigid defenses will be left limp.

Hugh Midity held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, July 28, 2008 to Tuesday, July 29, 2008, heartily vanquishing Starch Duke Ferdinand to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sweat Threat.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ian Corey.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Niiiiiice!!!! Great attention to detail. Especially the asymetty between the two man boobs... Was this planned or it just happened?

    sammy | [ a ]
  2. @sammy: How dare you?!

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  3. it's also really disturbing that he's only got a towel to hide his shame. Why else would his head be down like that>

    Matthew | [ a ]
  4. I'm not disturbed by the fact that he's only got the towel to hide his shame; I'm disturbed by the fact that the towel is as wide open as it is and that it's drawn such that we're looking at him less at eye level and more at "equipment" level...

    Ometiklon | [ a ]
  5. The Evapo Raiders just keep stealing his clothes when he's in the sauna!

    burt | [ a ]
  6. Awww, I was kind of hoping for a more historic super hero to knock off the Archduke -- something related to WWII.
    I mean, don't get me wrong. I like Hugh (specially the fact that it's difficult to distinguish his eyebrows from his mustache) but it seems like this hero took the easy road out.

    Linsel | [ a ]
  7. @linsel: How dare you?!

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  8. hmmm bushy russians...

    manicmanc | [ a ]
  9. Good job, Ian.

    (I'm not very daring.)

    burt | [ a ]
  10. What is his face?

    Daniel Anan | [ a ]
  11. The mustache and unibrow are great.

    Mario | [ a ]
  12. Those eye brows… that mustache… for some reason I can actually imagine this Hero saying "How dare you."

    Weird, eh?

    netdruid | [ a ]
  13. I think he is awesome! The man-boobs, the unibrow, the sour expression.

    Great job Ian!
    (really like the washed out effect!!!!)

    niff | [ a ]
  14. Animated humidity. Nice.

    Danohh | [ a ]
  15. @linsel - Franz Ferdinand was assassinated to start World War One, not WW2.

    Great, now I've got that "Take Me Out" song stuck in my head. Serves me right for being so pedantic.

    nightfly | [ a ]

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