Drysperado

Drysperado

Wanted: for unlawful shrinking of clothing.

Those headbands must have shrunk 4 or 5 hat sizes before Sweat Threat's cranium imploded. It was really gross.

Drysperado held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, July 31, 2008 to Thursday, July 31, 2008, heartily vanquishing Sweat Threat to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Squall.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Haha, I'm always slightly disturbed when the vanquished heroes are actually killed. And gruesomely, at that.

    That pun in the hero name stretches about as far as those headbands shrunk! Gotta love it.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. Shrinking of clothing? Does that mean he could grab A Fistful of Collars?

    Robert | [ a ]

  3. Haha - NICE robert...

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. Finally see one I'd like on a shirt. No text, though. Just the image. Awesome.

    Mancho | [ a ]

  5. Awesome. This is a style I don't think we've really seen from you before. It's kind of a hybrid of Jack Davis and Bill Watterson.

    Rob Weychert | [ a ]

  6. Oh man... I'm totally going to do the next The Guess Who's Greatest Hits album cover...

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  7. One of my favorites. Great job Kevin.

    Mario | [ a ]

  8. I like to think Sweat Threat's head actually imploded from the sheer awesomeness of this guy's hat.

    Cassie | [ a ]

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