Squall

Squall

Providing massive power outages

His rain will reign over you.

Squall held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, July 31, 2008 to Monday, August 04, 2008, heartily vanquishing Drysperado to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Alkalion.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Those rain drops look like bullets!

    Trunk | [ a ]

  2. Hmmm... i was kinda thinking of a hero with a water squirter thingie, to short circuit the hair dryer. You know, while we were on this heroes killing heroes theme. This is close enough, only the wrong power is superified.

    sammy | [ a ]

  3. I love the way that even though it hasn't got a face, you can feel it watching you...

    The Shadowmancer | [ a ]

  4. No eyes, no mouth, no appendages! Does this strong wind from the west usher in the long-awaited era of abstract heroes?

    Paul | [ a ]

  5. Aw, I was hoping to see a gunblade in there somewhere...

    burt | [ a ]

  6. Paul... No face?

    I don't know about you guys, but I see a nose with a handlebar mustache that's sneezing gross amounts of fluid. With two lightning bolts for eyes.

    Take a step back and squint... it looks like a giant, evil clown. (Or a highly decorated meatball.)

    atm | [ a ]

  7. Awesome. It's not a person. Love it.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  8. @ATM: and I was about to say that this was one I'd totally wear on a t-shirt. If I had less of a life I'd probably tattoo it on my bicep - so cool!

    solaana | [ a ]

  9. What a ferocious cloud! I love the menacing flexing cloud/wind gusts.

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  10. Maybe it's just me, but i definitely see a pair of eyes in the dark cloud. Also I must say that I've never seen a natural occurrence with such symmetry.

    davey | [ a ]

  11. It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster! And s(he) is NOT PLEASED!!
    ;-)

    Bexley | [ a ]

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