King of the Batteries.

What a relief! Squall can't threaten the Family Guy marathon on TBS!

Alkalion held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, August 04, 2008 to Monday, August 04, 2008, heartily vanquishing Squall to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of KillOWatt.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Masterful pun.

    Sure to cause up-ROAR-ious laughter.

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Seeing excellent characters like this one is the MANE reason I PAWS every morning to check this site out.

    Bettsmedia | [ a ]
  3. I've been checking the site everyday for quite awhile now, but have never commented. But I'd have to say this is my favorite hero yet.

    Katie  | [ a ]
  4. I love those ears. Top 5.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  5. Now THIS is a t-shirt worthy hero! It's something non-readers can get, yet it's interesting enough to get people to check the site out. Nice one.

    Jared | [ a ]
  6. PURR-fect.

    Robert | [ a ]
  7. I thought it was cute till I saw the ears and tail. Busted out laughing! I think the people in the adjacent offices are wondering what the hell I'm doing.

    Mancho | [ a ]
  8. Did anyone else have braces, and use those 9 volt batteries to arc electricity off of them? No? A little in-mouth light show? Only one, huh? Sad.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  9. oh my god i love this one!!!

    although, it does look... a little worn and tired, maybe even stoned...

    what have you done to him???

    manicmanc | [ a ]
  10. MANICMANC: Shhh! Don't injure Alkalion's pride.

    burt | [ a ]
  11. MANICMANC: Shhh! Don't injure Alkalion's pride.

    burt | [ a ]
  12. You better not touch your tongue to this battery. You'll get shocked AND eaten.

    RobotKeaton | [ a ]
  13. Does everyone really need to add their own horrible, horrible puns? It's worse than sarcasm. It's like the point has been completely missed. Gng!

    weavero | [ a ]
  14. Aw, come on Weavero, the site is one huge punfest! Perhaps there is something about Alkalion that we punners can plug in to, like we've made a connection or something...

    Robert | [ a ]
  15. superb!

    super lol

    love the alkalion's face..

    hari | [ a ]
  16. my favorite!
    +1 for kevin

    Beast | [ a ]
  17. looool

    the pun has got to be the best thing on here!

    who's got the lion's share?

    manicmanc | [ a ]

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