Never remembers to turn off its many headlights.

It's lights out for Alkalion when his battery is drained.

KillOWatt held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, August 04, 2008 to Wednesday, August 06, 2008, heartily vanquishing Alkalion to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Wrecking Paul.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. "It's" always means "it is." The correct possessive form for "it" is "its," with no apostrophe.

    Yes, I'm one of those people.

    Garrett Albright | [ a ]
  2. I guess this hero is defeated by spelling and grammar.

    It's a shame its caption is messed up.

    Devilfish | [ a ]
  3. How many previous heroes, I wonder, have been buildings? If memory serves, not a one!

    L | [ a ]
  4. Like I said, we need some statistics, goddammit!

    Robert | [ a ]
  5. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is the first hero to have any sort of grammatical/spelling error... I'd love to see an English teacher or something for the next hero!

    Veggieburger | [ a ]
  6. There were other spelling mishaps; they've always been corrected once spotlit.

    burt | [ a ]
  7. Garrett Albright. "Garrett." "Albright."

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  8. Actually, this isn't an error. If you said the sentance without the contraction it would be "It is lights out for..." This is not a posseive it's, making Sutter's usage correct.

    Tony | [ a ]
  9. Oooh. I know what can beat it! A huge tank full of all the tears that are being cried over an apostrophe. sob. sob. sob.

    sutter | [ a ]
  10. No suggestions in the comments Sutter.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  11. Hahaha. Dammit! Thwarted by my own rules!

    sutter | [ a ]
  12. Tony: The error was in the caption of the image ("turn off it's many lights"), not in the "Additional Notes" thing.

    Garrett Albright | [ a ]
  13. Hah, who fixed it? I don't think that's allowed... 0_o

    Veggieburger | [ a ]

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