The Cord Marshal

The Cord Marshal

Commands extension cords.

If only that outlet was 4 feet closer. The General might still be alive today.

The Cord Marshal held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, August 08, 2008 to Sunday, August 10, 2008, heartily vanquishing General Contractor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Midwife.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Another possible candidate for the demoting of our general is the Archeologist Team: Postpones all construction work indefinetely.

    Whodunnit | [ a ]

  2. Haha - that's a good one, whodunnit :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Haha, Cord Marshal pulled the plug on the General?

    The Superest has become Thunderdome...

    burt | [ a ]

  4. His 3-pronged attack really grounded the General.

    Bettsmedia | [ a ]

  5. Wait, here comes the suprise OSHA inspection, when Private Contractor gets a field promotion after cutting off the heads of all those ungrounded cords!

    Matt C. | [ a ]

  6. So since it's a general is this a General Cord Martial?

    But it's a short description, so is he a SUMMARY Cord Martial?

    Chortle chortle guffaw!

    devilfish | [ a ]

  7. Cord Marshal uses TANGLE!

    It's super effective!!

    The General Contactor takes
    18 damage.

    Veggieburger | [ a ]

  8. Lol @ Veggieburger!

    Robohamster | [ a ]

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