Bacon Shirt profiteered from Sunday, August 17, 2008 to Monday, August 18, 2008. His magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Possess an insatiable hunger for rich relatives. Once Uncle Morty's inheritance check comes in, those Living Expenses will be paid in full. You may have to spend the night in a haunted house to get the money though.