Bacon Shirt profiteered from Sunday, August 17, 2008 to Monday, August 18, 2008. His magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Enemy of svelte and seductive figures. The only thing hot about Koko after a visit from this guy will be her cheeks. You know. From embarrassment. Give me a break... it's Christmas.