Femurder held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 21, 2008 to Friday, August 22, 2008, heartily vanquishing Vulgar Vulture to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fairy Grandmother.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Invented history's first bomb. "It does look quite unstable... but still, it would be the absolute jewel of my collection!" — Final Entry, Journal of the Antique King.