Jack Rummy

Jack Rummy

Distracting Grannies from their everyday duties.

Minutes will turn to hours and hours into days. Before you know it, Fairy Grandmother will forget to even feed herself.

Jack Rummy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, August 25, 2008 to Tuesday, August 26, 2008, heartily vanquishing Fairy Grandmother to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Queen of Clubs.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ian Corey.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I am confused, is this a booze joke or a card game joke? Because I have never heard of a game called Jack Rummy (and neither has wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rummy#Variants_of_Rummy ). Perhaps should be Jenn or Jim Rummy?

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  2. Pretty sure it's a card game joke. Otherwise it wouldn't make sense. My mother loves to play rummy so I get it.

    Alexander | [ a ]

  3. Maybe because the character is a jack? You know... as in the card??

    Cath | [ a ]

  4. You get it, Cath. It's also a man's name.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  5. Aw, I was hoping to see some more
    "HOW DARE YOU??" comments from Ian.

    burt | [ a ]

  6. @Burt:
    Are you havin' a laugh?
    Is he havin' a laugh?

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  7. Ian: Great hero, my granny would have been so susceptible to Jack's Powers!!

    Kevin and Matt: Back from vacation and so many new and hilarious heros to see all at once. Great Stuff guys!

    Keep 'em coming!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  8. @Ian: How dare you?!?

    I was being Extra(s) sincere.

    burt | [ a ]

  9. Wots your game then, eh mate? Wots your game? You havin a go at my grandma? She's a lovely lady, she is, and maybe she likes her rummy, but I fink she deserves a bi' of fun .... oh, christ, I can't do this. Nicely done, sir.

    Aramael | [ a ]

  10. The Bridge Troll was unavailable for comment.

    Haricot Vert | [ a ]

  11. @Haricot Vert: The thought crossed my mind but I thought it was too similar to The Stork Ork.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

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