Shrimp on a Barbie

Shrimp on a Barbie

Skewering Aussie hearts

The Cutter won't be having a very g'day after all.

Shrimp on a Barbie held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 02, 2008 to Wednesday, September 03, 2008, heartily vanquishing Down Undercutter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Thigh High.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ben Claassen III.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. absolutely. perfect.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  2. Not a manta ray?

    Aramael | [ a ]
  3. ha ha! It is funny to think of the shrimp actually ON her.

    So excited to see Ben as a guest!!!

    niff | [ a ]
  4. In my hometown we used to have a shrimp festival, with a giant walking shrimp as a mascot... If the mascot had looked like that, the festival would still be on today, I'm sure!

    Cath | [ a ]
  5. sorry, not superest related, but hey Kevin your site is down?

    Chrism | [ a ]
  6. @Aramael:

    Not a manta ray?

    Way too predictable.

    Haricot Vert | [ a ]
  7. Love that shrimp suit. I kinda want one... or two.

    sutter | [ a ]
  8. crikey - she looks more like a prawn-star to me

    grg | [ a ]
  9. Defeated by: Litigious G. Mattel, Protector of the Brand! (Not really - that would be a bit too meta.)

    L | [ a ]
  10. I would like to have seen either "Diamond in the Buff - No costume is safe" or "Heartless Hal - Just Doesn't Care"

    BaronSamhedi | [ a ]

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