Thigh High held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, September 03, 2008 to Wednesday, September 03, 2008, heartily vanquishing Shrimp on a Barbie to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Salamandra.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Breaks finely-crafted goods. No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.