Salamandra
Quickly regenerates lost limbs
Cut a pile of her arms off and she'll still beat you hand over fist.
Salamandra held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, September 03, 2008 to Friday, September 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Thigh High to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Big Wheel.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Lord Byron Oxide
Poetry that destroys metal. After his poem rusts Guilloteen's stuff, she'll have to evaluate it in English class. Double burn!