The Horseshoe King held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 09, 2008 to Tuesday, September 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Thumber to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Decicorn.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Radiates a force of Pull. The Spring Break Monster just aged by about 60 years. Good luck trying to feed.