Wee Kong

Wee Kong

Bane of tiny aircraft.

Theoretically he's also the bane of tiny cities. So watch out, Zumbro Falls, Minnesota!

Wee Kong held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, September 15, 2008 to Monday, September 15, 2008, heartily vanquishing Diet Pilot to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Feral Flea.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. XD
    Very well done, Kevin. Ain't nobody gonna get into that nose now!

    (first comment :P)

    Veggieburger | [ a ]
  2. Ahhh, maybe it's Mt. Rushmore he's climbing!

    burt | [ a ]
  3. Why pick on Zumbro Falls? It makes an excellent stopping point if you're taking the senic route to somewhere more exciting, like Lake City (origin of water skiing)! Or perhaps Oak Center? Surely the massive dose of Minnesota nice would placate Wee Kong.

    Tony | [ a ]

A Random Hero!



Easily dominates varmints. The good thing about having fur is that it hides all the bruises.