Generates high-frequency pulses of Harmony that inhibit fighting while the artists are away in Canada.

He's also giving free back massages to all our vanquished heroes. Even the dead ones.

Autowa declared an armistice from Wednesday, September 17, 2008 to Tuesday, September 23, 2008. Its magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Enjoy Canada, you two!

    Joseph Abrahamson | [ a ]
  2. I assume you are traveling to Ottawa (Canadaís Capital). Thatís where I live. Enjoy the city guys.

    Chris | [ a ]
  3. I'm trying to decide if that's a smoking arm-cannon or a bonsai tree...

    I'm going with "bonsai tree."

    burt | [ a ]
  4. Have fun guys, see you soon!

    Burt, I think it is a bonsai.

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  5. ...can't it be both?

    MarlowePI | [ a ]
  6. Its an arm cannon shooting out bonsai trees.

    sammy | [ a ]
  7. why not hire two guys to draw for you while you're away? actually, I'd be willing to do it for free. I can draw fairly well.
    (Check out my deviantart:

    meta lord | [ a ]
  8. Wait..I thought it's supposed to beat the feral flea since an autobot doesn't have any fur or blood for the flea to bite...

    Bobby | [ a ]
  9. Bullies these days... and I thought they were doing everything all in fun. I missed you all, guys, ever since that loo thing opened its mouth. At that moment I felt intense pain and saw pitch black for .1 nanosecond. I got up and-- what's that other kid doing in that toilet? I looked over and I couldn't find a head on that kid. I then realized that I had to rush to 5th period- the last period in my school. I went there and my teacher asked me why could she see straight through me? I thought, "Now what on Earth is she talking about? That doesn't make sense at all!" But it did. Later, when my mom came to pick me up, she told me that I looked deathly pale! I then told her about that other kid, brought her to the stalls, and I found- that kid's body still slumped over, and now with MY HEAD bobbing in the water. That's when I screamed, "Oh my God! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" My mom then told me that it happened. I haven't gotten over it since. *sniff*

    Billy Goodsport* | [ a ]
  10. I think it has more to do with the flea being Feral... AutoWa sends out calming waves of melodious energy. Now the flea is no longer feral.. maybe?

    Enjoy Ottawa!!! Its cold here this week though, so i hope you have a warm and fuzzy sweater.

    Tanya | [ a ]
  11. I really haven't been near this website for a while, so I am going to tell you my progress. First, despite recieving a fatal head wound from the Chievous Whims, I am happy to report that not only are the perpetrators in prison for life, but also that I have recieved all 2000 badges of the Delta Scouts. As of today, I am officially a Phantom Scout, the highest level in Delta Scouting. That's my progress. Delta out!

    Scout-Boy* | [ a ]
  12. This has got to be my favorite AFK-type hero yet.

    That one | [ a ]
  13. @Bobby and Tanya: This hero isn't the "official" victor over Feral Flea. He's just a place-holder until they get back from vacation. They've done this a few times in the past. Once they get back, the TRUE Feral Flea vanquisher will be unveiled.

    MarlowePI | [ a ]
  14. @Billy Goodsport*
    Dude I feel so sorry for you! Going through posthumous depression must be severely painful right now, doesn't it? I hope you feel better soon.

    Great job, sir, way to go! You've come so far I'm proud of you! Way to go!

    Habbakuk 9 | [ a ]
  15. Noo! As soon as i discover this site you guys go on holiday!

    only a lad | [ a ]
  16. @MARLOWEPI: Yeah, I know that. But wouldn't that be funnier if a place-holder actually defeats a previous superhero? Just saying..

    Bobby | [ a ]

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