Stingy Sturgeon

Stingy Sturgeon

Never spends a dime

Even Mr. Auction will get tired of spewing prices when nobody is bidding.

Stingy Sturgeon held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, September 25, 2008 to Tuesday, September 30, 2008, heartily vanquishing Austin Auction to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Phisher Man.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Awesome! Beaten by no action at all. Nicely done Sutter!

    toofar | [ a ]
  2. A fish after my own heart.

    sean | [ a ]
  3. Is that fish holding a coin purse?

    Bridget | [ a ]
  4. He's so financially prudent. Never has to scale back on his budget.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. SEAN: It is his precious, precious change purse.
    BURT: Nice one :)

    sutter | [ a ]
  6. Sturgeons have scary tentacle mustaches like that? You seriously learn so much on this website!

    Kristina | [ a ]
  7. BOOK!? OMG!

    Blazel | [ a ]
  8. I love the g on the type treatment.

    Mario | [ a ]
  9. Oddly enough, his appearance reminds me a bit of Oliver Hardy.

    "This is another fin mess you've gotten us into!"

    ricki | [ a ]

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Wanted: for unlawful shrinking of clothing. Those headbands must have shrunk 4 or 5 hat sizes before Sweat Threat's cranium imploded. It was really gross.