Phisher Man held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 30, 2008 to Thursday, October 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Stingy Sturgeon to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hourglass of Hate.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

His tininess allows him to fly into open orifices and destroy the fat cells within. Our Lady will be back to her slim self in no time with only a minor batch of internal bleeding.