Phisher Man

Phisher Man

Easily parts fish from their money.

"Dear Prime Minister of Sturgeonia — I would be honored to help a fellow fish. Here are the account numbers you requested..."

Phisher Man held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 30, 2008 to Thursday, October 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Stingy Sturgeon to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hourglass of Hate.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Realy like the sound effect!

    KA CHING!!!

    Jay | [ a ]
  2. It's the sound of success!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. "A fish and his money are soon parted."

    burt | [ a ]
  4. Burt, that line would have been perfect! Where were you two hours ago while I was writing this thing!?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  5. I'm constantly amazed at the brilliant directions you guys take these in!

    Owen | [ a ]
  6. I like that he wears an Aquaman-esque costume while doing his phishing.

    Oh, and if the Prime Minister of Sturgeonia asks for help, you help him! He ran the whole freaking country for god's sake!

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  7. very clever response. I particularly like his spangled, scaly suit and rubbery lips.
    hey, can we get signed copies of the book when it comes out?

    E | [ a ]
  8. That's definitely doable, E — though it won't come out until a year from now (publishing is SLOOOOOOOW), so you'll have to be patient :)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  9. Great Hero Kevin

    So that means there WILL be a book in the future... I'm gonna start saving up now! :-)

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  10. Very clever!!!

    Love the smile and the winning pose.

    Great site!!!

    eleefece | [ a ]
  11. Along with a book, a calendar would be great - each new month features a hero that beats the last one.

    E | [ a ]

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