Hourglass of Hate held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 02, 2008 to Tuesday, October 07, 2008, heartily vanquishing Phisher Man to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of All-You-Can-Eat Buffet.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Nulls noise! He's eternally driven by the dying words of his mentor, which are conveniently buried in the backyard.