All-You-Can-Eat Buffet held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 07, 2008 to Wednesday, October 08, 2008, heartily vanquishing Hourglass of Hate to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Competitive Eater.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Will win every battle, provided there's absolutely NO opposition at all. Immediately put his shoe and tie back on upon seeing Someone.