Caulie Collie

Caulie Collie

Gives wrestlers a nasty case of cauliflower ear with his teeth.

He can also go get help if you fall in a well... he has a cell phone.

Caulie Collie held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 to Tuesday, October 21, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Suppressor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Heart Worm.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Oh dear. This is a very disturbed individual.

    million | [ a ]

  2. Outrageous! And creepy!

    But I like mine better: The Brazilian.
    "Painfully removes all exposed body hair."
    Might not be safe for work though.

    Whodunnit | [ a ]

  3. I have a feeling that is Bat Boy (of Weekly World News fame) under the mask.

    It's the mouth, for sure!

    burt | [ a ]

  4. Whodunnit, that's a brilliant one!

    Owen | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Goldilocks

Goldilocks

Renowned for eating the precious oatmeal of others. I sure hope Mr. Groat breathes quick-cooking oats...