The Forest Friends

The Forest Friends

Melt hearts with their adorability.

One look at them and your life-giving organ will become a dripping, sticky, goopy, sugary, sweetened puddle of cuteness.

The Forest Friends held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 22, 2008 to Tuesday, October 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Heart Worm to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Barberbarian.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. not to be mistaken for the Happy Tree Friends.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXL6-F3vZQ

    MIKKEL | [ a ]

  2. They'd be much more threatening if the banner said 'Face hugs', like I originally read it.

    RobotKeaton | [ a ]

  3. does that panda have balls?

    amy | [ a ]

  4. I like how it implies that hugs are normally not free.

    burt | [ a ]

  5. it's pretty frightening. don't find it really adorable O_o

    vlad | [ a ]

  6. So what do you think hearts are made of to melt so easily?

    Trunk | [ a ]

  7. Haha! Very well done, Sutter. The "free hugs" flag is a nice touch!

    veggieburger | [ a ]

  8. I know those are meant to be melting hearts on their chests but at glance I thought they were teeth!
    Also, why is the 'i' in the word 'with' the only one not dotted with a heart? I bet it feels left out...

    metalord | [ a ]

  9. I'm sorry, the "woodland critter christmas" episode of south park has influenced me too deeply...I agree, they're scary! But that's not necessarily a bad thing.

    aron | [ a ]

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