Son of Drone

Son of Drone

Indefinitely produces a loud, flat tone.

He absolutely ruins any harmonizing within a mile radius. And his Mom and Dad couldn't be prouder.

Son of Drone held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 04, 2008 to Wednesday, November 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Barberchop Quartet to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Jane Smoker.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I love the reference to his parents. I can't help imagining this guy running into a wall, i guess that would shut him up.

    Terry | [ a ]

  2. Ahahahahaha!! What a gem! The puns, the name and the picture...totally immaculate...I almost fell off my chair laughing....

    Aron | [ a ]

  3. What I don't understand, Mr. Cornell, is how the not-so-legitimate son of two loyal members of the Legion of Sutter Heroes grew into a defector to the other side! And the same side that did his poor ma and pa in!

    L | [ a ]

  4. I think my favorite part is all the flats floating around him. Are those b-flats?

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]

  5. L - My guess is, his parents wanted him to be on the WINNING team. OOOOOH! Take that, Sutter!

    HerrimanJoe - Well, they're flat symbols, which just happen to look like a b. I think. I didn't do much research.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  6. Ha Ha Just think of all the insects this guy must collect walking around with his mouth so wide open!

    Great Hero, especially since he is a 2nd Generation Hero.

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  7. It looks like you shaved Stan and put him in the bee suit from the Blind Melon video.

    pdobry | [ a ]

  8. Those eyes are WAY too small to be Stan's!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  9. Bee-flats?

    burt | [ a ]

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