Jane Smoker held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 05, 2008 to Tuesday, November 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Son of Drone to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Surgeon General.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Your health is at risk! They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.