Jane Smoker held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 05, 2008 to Tuesday, November 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Son of Drone to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Surgeon General.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Can toss up to fifty ringers in ten seconds! Thumber won't be catching any rides with 100 pounds of iron pinning his hand to the ground.